Virus!!!!

Damn! I've been so bloody occupied with two big projects and now, of all thing, my beloved notebook got infected with FOURTEEN VIRUSES!

Thanks to bloody idiots who have nothing else better to do! Arrghh...

The bloody virus

Description:

This worm spreads by attaching a copy of itself to email messages, which it sends to its target recipients. These messages are either written in English or Indonesian.

The email it sends has the following details:

Subject: (blank)

Message Body: (any of the following)

-- Hentikan kebobrokan di negeri ini --
1. Penjarakan Koruptor, Penyelundup, Tukang Suap, & Bandar NARKOBA
2. Stop Free Sex, Aborsi, & Prostitusi?brA( Go To HELL )
3. Stop pencemaran lingkungan, pembakaran hutan & perburuan liar.
4. SAY NO TO DRUGS !!!

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-- KIAMAT SUDAH DEKAT --
Terinspirasi oleh:
Elang Brontok (Spizaetus Cirrhatus) yang hampir punah

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-- JowoBot #VM Community --
!!! Akan Kubuat Mereka (VM lokal yg cengeng & bodoh)
Terkapar !!!

Attachments: (any of the following)

• CCAPPS.EXE
• KANGEN.EXE
• MY HEART.EXE
• MYHEART.EXE
• SYSLOVE.EXE
• UNTUKMU.EXE
• WINWORD.EXE

Stupid Indon monkeys!

Can I sleep a little longer, please???

The title says it all. I have not been getting enough sleep, let alone time to eat and shit. So, there won’t be any frequent updates for the time being. The most I could do is to blog a few words or a few sentences, which is what I’m going to do now.

I am tired. Sleepy. Have fcuking volcanoes on the face. No time to eat. No time to shit. Hate idiotic fame demanding morons who are only good for nothing. Annoyed by a nosy bitch. My brain capacity is overloaded.

I want to sleep for as long as I could. Crave to eat Penang hawker food and Thirty Two’s Tiramisu. I want to talk on the phone till my hand phone explodes (Oh no!! Not till it explodes! Heh! =P), relax at the beach area (Wei, drag me to SeaWind please!!! =P), daydream…

Arrghh….back to work. Still have two projects, one quiz and two presentations to go before my final exams start. Bloody hell. Exams officially start on 8^th April but I still haven’t studied a single word from my notes! *gasp*

Oh please help. I need time desperately to eat, achieve orgasms sleep and shit. Simple human needs. Mind to donate some time??

*Reluctantly goes back to the Microsoft Words document to type reports for the projects*

She still remembers me!!

The other day, a familiar face entered the lecture hall. She came in to replace the original lousy useless lecturer who was busy with the ISO documentation. When she entered the hall, she smiled. She took a glance at the whole class of students and she saw me.

Lecturer#1: You're Tiramisu@~Piggie~, right? (She mentioned my real name, of course!)

Me: Errr…yea! *smiles*

Lecturer#1: You’re not sleepy, aren’t you?

Me: Errm…not at the moment. *smiles sheepishly*

I don’t know why she asked that. So, later after the class ended, I went to see her, on the pretext of asking her a question.

Me: Puan…(I asked something related to the subject she taught in class…)

Lecturer#1: (Explained)….

Me: Puan, you have a good memory, huh? You taught me that subject about a year ago but you still remember me!

Lecturer#1: Of course! I’ll never forget you.

Me: Errr…How come?

Lecturer#1: Coz you were the only Chinese girl wearing the beautiful blue baju kurung on that day when I caught you sleepy in class.

Me: Errrm…*blushes*

Me: Oh yea…I remembered. You said, “Pelajar berbaju biru, mengantuk ya???”

Lecturer#1: *laughs*

Damn! This is the second lecturer who could still remember me because I was caught either sleeping or sleepy in class!! The other lecturer was "The Drunkard", the one with the “karipap” hairstyle! He asked me the same question again the other day when I met him.

Question: “Masih mengantuk dalam kelas??”

*sheesh* Because of that, all those lecturers remember me! Bleh!

Conflict of time

I’ve been very busy of late. I have 2 big projects and many assignments (both group and individual) to complete before my final exams start. I have another three tests next week. All the time, I really hate this time of each semester…the time when 24 hours isn’t enough at all. Wish I had 36 hours a day…erm, on second thought, I don’t think 36 hours would be adequate! LOL!

I really can’t wait for everything to finish. I can’t wait for my final exams to start! Not that I love exams that much, it’s just that during that time, I’d be able to get enough sleep (Hehe…I really sleep a lot especially during the exam month!), get to do anything I want or just laze around apart from doing revision. No need to wake up early for classes. No bloody irrelevant ASSignments to do! …BUT, I’m currently going through a stage, which I’ve identified as the ‘conflict of time’.

I can’t wait for my ASSignments to finish. I can’t wait for my final exams to start and have been looking forward to my semester break….BUT at the same time, I’m secretly hoping for the time to pass by slowly. Even thought of stopping the time for a short period but I know it’s impossible.

With the little time left, I could really sense the intense outcome that’s slowly affecting me. As each day draws nearer, I could feel the existing distance between us getting bigger and bigger. Time is moving too fast. You entered my radar out of nowhere and now you’re going somewhere else. You’re leaving soon. It would be an impact to both parties even though you confidently convinced me that we’d still keep in touch. Will everything change once you got there??

Everything just happened naturally at the wrong timing. It was an unexpected detection (from my perspective) and now, we have no other choices. We’re both stuck to our own obligations and one would be too self-centered if he or she were to request something that goes against the responsibility. That’s why I supported your sudden decision when you told me you’re going there. I keep telling that Someone up there to keep an eye on you to ensure that everything goes on smoothly. Even though it was really a difficult reality to accept, one can never be too egocentric when it comes to a decision like this. Nonetheless, I’m happy for you. You’ve found your way there, a place where you would have a brighter future…A place where you would search for your own true identity.

Guess it’s all planned. It’s fated. I’ll just have to drag myself along the road called reality but I believe that there’s always a reason behind everything we do or anything that happens to us. So, no matter what, think it’ll be all right to tag along with whatever that has been ‘pre-planned’ for me. Maybe it’s a way The Great One tests my strength, patience and loyalty? Hmm…Hopefully, I’m doing the right thing and am on the right path.

Now, with the limited time left, I really don’t know what else I could do besides waiting for each minute to pass by slowly. This is really a conflict of time. I want to end this semester as soon as possible BUT I wish to delay your departure date too. Damn! You conquered too much of my brain’s capacity already! Are you happy now?? *sheesh*rolls eyes*

Time to say goodbye (English version), by Sarah Brightman & Andrea Bocelli

(Sarah)
When I'm alone I dream of the horizon and words fail me.
There is no light in a room where there is no sun
and there is no sun if you're not here with me, with me.
From every window unfurls my heart the heart that you have won.
Into me you've poured the light,
the light that you found by the side of the road.

Time to say goodbye.
Places that I've never seen or experienced with you.
Now I shall, I'll sail with you upon ships across the seas,
seas that exist no more,
it's time to say goodbye.

(Andrea)
When you're far away I dream of the horizon and words fail me.
And of course I know that you're with me, with me.
You, my moon, you are with me.
My sun, you're here with me, with me, with me, with me.

Time to say goodbye.
Places that I've never seen or experienced with you.
Now I shall, I'll sail with you upon ships across the seas,
seas that exist no more.

(Both)
I'll revive them with you.
I'll go with you upon ships across the seas,
seas that exist no more,
I'll revive them with you.
I'll go with you.
You and me.

Leave it to the Expert

I tried stopping myself from too much of brain exercises. I did many things to distract myself. I did notes for my coming exams. I did the uncountable neverending assignments and projects. I slept. I read. I did many things…but nothing helps once the brain is active! LOL!

So, I gave up. It’s not that I’m a coward who would run away from reality each time a problem occurs. Oh no! Never. I’m just leaving everything to that Someone up there. He’ll be the one to guide, decide and judge. After all, that’s what He promises…well, that’s according to the Bible.

"Give all your worries and cares to God, for He cares about you." 1 Peter 5:7

"The Lord is good, a strong refuge when trouble comes. He is close to those who trust in Him." Nahum 1:7

"For you are my hiding place; you protect me from trouble. You surround me with songs of victory." Psalm 32:7

Heh! Think I've really gone crazy, erm...for a while! A tad exaggerating...bleh! Guess it was a hostile takeover by the devil with the name Worries. Hehe...

=)

Where's the switch???

Right! Now, where’s that switch?? I really need to switch off the bloody brain so that it stops thinking, at least for a while!

Been thinking of the same thing incessantly for the whole day! Argghhh…and the worst part is I can’t seem to find the right words to blog about it. (…and I am still thinking…damn!)

The only solution I could think of is to go against the flow of the bloody brain. The more brain exercises I go through, the more stubborn I become. Heh! Refrain!!!!

Oh crap! I know you’re probably cussing away, thinking that yours truly has gone crazy! Well, thank you…I am currently really out of my mind and am extra blur! *rolls eyes*

I'm blur and confused with my own self now.

I'm uncertain.

I'm afraid.

I'm not always like this.

Sounds serious? Think I need a psychiatrist! No joke.

Bleh! Ciao.

Another weird dream =/

Are there any hidden messages behind our dreams?? =/ I woke up in the middle of the night; sweating…and my cheeks were wet!

I still feel terrible now. But, I don’t get it. I was teary-eyed because I dreamt of someone leaving to go elsewhere without saying goodbye. It wasn’t only a feeling of emptiness, it was more than that. Something like losing something even before owning it? Hmm...The dream wasn’t really clear, but I know why I shed tears. The rest of the story in my dream, it’s beyond words.

Maybe it's a cue that I'm entering a journey of a vicious cycle, ...an experience I've gone through previously! Arrghh…I can’t seem to find the right words to describe it. Damn! This must be the side effect of listening to Lee Hom’s Kiss Goodbye too much. I listened to that song for thousands of times before I went to bed last night. It’s all your fault, Wei! If you didn’t intro me that song, I wouldn’t be like this! =P

=/ The dream is a bad sign, really…but I can’t be self-centred. I can't be too dependent. This is insane. Enough is enough. A dream is a dream. I’m off, ciao!

Do you believe in horoscopes??

I can't believe it!! This is so true about myself, but not 100% accurate though...

The big question mark

Ever been in a situation where you think you’re about to start something you’ve experienced before? It’s that same kind of feeling, the time when you feel excited, and intimidated simultaneously. When the question mark in the brain gets bigger, it’s really making you worried. All sorts of questions would pop up uncontrollably, leaving you feeling uncomfortable and insecure.

You would wonder whether this is a journey into the same cycle you’ve just exited. Is it a vicious cycle? Nobody can answer this unless you continue the journey and find the answer yourself. Like I mentioned before in many previous posts, there’s risks to bear in everything we do. It’s either you gain something or lose it. Damn, this is scary!

Gaining something would be pleasant but losing something?? Oh no… if things didn’t turn out right, we’ll just lose it (Damnit! I’m not talking about the flower issue, you perverts! *rolls eyes*). Once lost, it’s rather difficult to get back into the previous situation again. And it would be an uncomfortable encounter for you and whoever that’s involved in the situation.

Arrghh…I’m not a coward but all those questions really got me thinking. Should I continue the journey? Is there strong evidence that this journey is going to be fruitful? Is there any possibility that we could at least maintain the previous comfortable stage if things turned out the opposite way? Bleh…. God knows! Enough of brain exercises, I’m off! Ciao!

Cindy Crawford look-alike??? *choke*

I'm sure you know what's that hot chick's trade mark that made her famous right??? Oh no, it's neither the boobs nor the bodyshape! It's the oh-so-glamour big mole some where near her lips!

Now, would you believe it if I say that I "suddenly" look like Cindy Crawford?? *cough* Well, the only difference is her mole is black in color while mine is red!

Damn!! Why on earth do we have to suffer from volcano eruptions on the face??? Bloody hell...of all places, that extra big ugly red thing pops up somewhere near the lips! And when you're totally pissed off with the damn ugly thing on your face, you get idiots asking you weird questions like these:

Q: Wow! That's big! Are you under stress??
A: No...I get this coz I talked too much! *rolls eyes*

Q: What's that above your lips?
A: Oh, you mean this *points at that big volcano*? Don't you know that I'm going to be the next Cindy Crawford??

Q: *Focuses at the big red "mole" while chatting instead of looking at me in the eyes*
A: What are you looking at?? Never seen a volcano before?? Oh don't be jealous ok! This shows that I'm still young!!

Q: You've a big volcano! You must be thinking of someone too much lately.
A: Heh? *smiles sheepishly* No such thing...don't be silly!

*sheesh* I'm not gonna look into the mirror till it's gone! No joke! *recalls back secondary schooldays* Gee, I recalled I never really looked into any mirrors for almost two bloody years when I was about fourteen...and that's because I had millions of volcanoes!! *blushes* And now, because of ONE ugly extra big volcano, I'm doing the same thing again! Arrghh...damn that ugly thing!

Is it really a game??

What are the chances of winning in a game? It’s usually perceived to be a 50:50 situation but I think we are so wrong about that perception. It’s not about the opponent or us. It’s just a plain irritating fact that no matter how perfect a game turns out to be, it’s still going to end…and it normally ends in an ugly way! There are also many other games that would end in the initial stage. Now, should we blame the umpire??

So what exactly do you do in a game? What kind of role do you play? Usually, we are the ‘victims’ who detect the incoming ‘threats’ of an opponent, so to speak (maybe it’s just me =/ ). So, when you reciprocate and attack back, the game turns into an exciting and challenging one. After some time, the excitement curve goes down the drain, and the game normally ends even before you realize anything. So, who says that the game is fair just because it only involves two idiots?

The opponent decided everything. He or she was the one who attacked first but he or she was also the one to walk out of the game first. And what about you? You’re left there all alone, just like a fool with something to ponder upon. You’d go, “WTF???” “What did I do?” “It was a game set by that person, and when I was about to play it, the idiot just disappeared like a ghost!”

Bloody hell. Why am I still talking about this issue??? Damnit! It’s been a year! Guess the brain resembles a tape recorder. If there’s nothing new to record, the old file will still be there until it’s finally overwritten. Well, the old one is still somewhere in the recorder but it hasn’t been used ever since the game ended. Even though there were a few new files previously, it’s still there and has not been overwritten yet. Is there any difference? Arrghhh…I just hope that the old file in the recorder is just a useless trash that will be recycled or overwritten soon!

Anyways, Happy Birthday, Mr.Old Trash. Congrats for spoiling the game! Thinking back about the game, you were really a chicken shit! Or else, we could have been friends today like the other opponents I met! Oh forget it! An idiot will remain an idiot no matter how. Shame on you for being a coward! I might have been the loser in the game but you didn’t win either coz you lost me! I may have forgiven you and forgotten about the whole thing, but you will still remain a loser coz you never kept your promises!

The moral of this post: If you don’t have whatsoever interest or objective to play, then better don’t get yourself involved in any games (including the game of friendships)…unless you wish to contribute to the clan of idiotic cowards!

The trip

I know, I know! I was supposed to post all these pics in January after my trip but I got infected with the procrastinating disease was too busy! Anyway, here are some of the pics taken during the three days two nights stand stay.

Look at the big bonsai behind us!


Beauties in the airport


The other side of the island...


The two "sua pa kau" or "suaku" who were very obsessed with the Nissan Sentra!


Hey, the two islands behind us are called Pulau Kentut Besar and Pulau Kentut Kecil. So, remember to fart when you go there next time! =P


You jump, I jump!


OMG! What's that??


The waterfall (Pic captured from the cable car)


Fear Factor...aren't you scared?? Oh no!! We're going higher and higher!


An aerial view from the peak of Gunung Mai Cencang Machincang

Take two..."Nice ass!"


"OMG...I really need to kick you!"


Psst...she appears animal friendly! "Want some rabbit poo food??"


Here boy, take some to eat feed the rabbits


Chow Yuen Fatt loves this bridge! Don't believe me?? Go watch Anna & The King.


The same ass again...


Ohh...another sexy one! Gee, I think the photographer loves people's ass!


Another bridge featured in the movie


Girls! This would be the perfect size for your assets!!


The polluted black sand beach


The set of miniature samurai swords the bloke bought to defend himself from the three crazy girls


Sea view from our hotel room


What the...?? Program Latihan Khidmat Negara over here on this beautiful island?? Hey...where's the application form?? I want to join too!!


Beautiful rocks and seashells


Eeuuww...what smell is that??


...and the girls became crazier...


...ehhh, he's really asleep! Let's see whether his nostrils are full of gold or not! =P