I just found something which significantly differentiates women from men. Oh no...I wasn't talking about that funny looking dangly organ attached to the groin, you perverts!
Title:
A man's brain is much more simpler than the female brain.
Subject of study:
Men ranging from age 20-something to 40-something.
Report:
Every man's brain is basically compartmentalized into two sections:
Simple as that! From those two sections, we could subdivide the males into another three categories:
Additional note:
The result may not apply to certain types of men but it generally does. It wasn't mentioned that men from the first two categories have no feelings. They just appear different.
Final result:
Men are weird creatures.
Title:
A man's brain is much more simpler than the female brain.
Subject of study:
Men ranging from age 20-something to 40-something.
Report:
Every man's brain is basically compartmentalized into two sections:
Section 1: Work (or Money)
Section 2: Sex (or Women)
Simple as that! From those two sections, we could subdivide the males into another three categories:
The balanced type
Those listed under this category are well balanced, in a way that Section 1 is strictly activated from 8am to 6pm only, while the other section takes over the remaining hours. It means that a man is a workaholic during office hours and automatically becomes awolf.....erm, sexually active at night.
The multitasking type
Those in this category prefer to activate both sections simultaneously throughout the day. Their reasons: It saves time and increases productivity level. It definitely ain't a good idea and also not an easy task to endure hardness during work.
The minority
This category comprises a small percentage of men who has a third section, which is love or feelings. Men in this category usually cannot multitask. When he's hopelessly in love or sad due to a recent argument with his lover, he cannot concentrate on his work anymore. Only a single section works each time, and usually love conquers all. Men in this category are usually much more emotional.
Additional note:
The result may not apply to certain types of men but it generally does. It wasn't mentioned that men from the first two categories have no feelings. They just appear different.
Final result:
Men are weird creatures.
2 comments:
which category i belong to? o_0
Erk...you gotta ask urself or ur gf. I have no idea. Haha.
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