Never trust a cucumber

Yesterday, I had dinner and spent some time with my closest friend at Uni, Mickey. We chatted on a variety of topics but when she told me the latest news about a girl at a hostel near her place, I almost fainted. The story was about an unreliable cucumber that causes so much of embarassment to a "pure and innocent" girl.

It was a normal, quiet day when the ambulance from our Uni's mini-hospital came. The ambulance siren was loud enough to gather a big crowd of busybodies - girls!

"What happened? Why is the ambulance here?" Everyone was heard asking each other.

"Something happened between a girl and.....a cucumber" someone explained.

"The green thing is no longer a reliable device. It broke into two when it was expected to be...erm, reliable" said another girl. (And the rumour started to spread)

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To cut a long story short, it was obviously a weird scenario. Our uni's mini-hospital refused to tend to this emergency case and the girl was later sent to a nearby hospital...to get another half of the green thing out of her. *Ouch*

Hehe. All the while, I thought cucumber was only a joke and nobody would be so stupid to use it for that purpose...but now, it's clear that stupid people really exists! Why a cucumber?? Yerrr....