No Money, No Wedding!

Do you like the idea of mass wedding? You know...the kind of so-called wedding ceremony of more than one couple, and usually involving hundreds of newly-weds. It's quite popular in Malaysia these days.

A mass wedding ceremony was reported in the TV3 Nightline when I was watching news. All the while, when I stumbled upon any news article in the local dailies regarding mass weddings, I thought these newly-weds could possibly have the same mindset. A mindset of "the more, the merrier". So, maybe it's because these people wanted more people to join them on such a happy occasion and decided to get hitched, together on the same auspicious day. BUT, I was wrong.

When the TV3 reporters interviewed a few fellas, the newly-weds said that they decided to join the other couples in a mass wedding ceremony as it's much cheaper. It was really shocking and embarassing to hear that.

Excuse me??? You mean you want to marry your sweetheart but you don't have money???? If you have no money, then just forget about marriage! Come one, be realistic! It's your wedding day, and you only walk down the aisle once in your whole lifetime (unless you plan to divorce and remarry!). Even if you could save up a lot on a much cheaper wedding ceremony, it doesn't mean you don't need to spend on anything else after your wedding! What about your wife and kids??

Still remember that idiot, my course mate??? He once told us (me and other course mates) that he wouldn't mind borrowing money from the loan sharks or banks if he's not financially stable to marry his future wife. OMG!! That's even worse isn't it?

I would prefer not to marry if my future husband were to think that way. Serious. What's the point of getting married and be happy only on that day itself, knowing that you'd need to repay all the debts later?? That's really stupid! For all you know, you've got to pay the bloody debts all by yourself coz your man is unable to do so. And the payback of debts is going to take forever to end! Bless the lady if babies start joining her family!

For the sake of marrying your sweetheart, don't be so kiam siap, can??? It's going to be a great disappointment to her! Either you start planning and saving now or forget it! (Can discuss with her also lah of course) *Sheesh*

The Power of Pure Stupidity

Warning! You're about to read the stupidest poem ever written by the author of this blog. Please be warned that by reading this poem, you could possibly suffer from a severe brain disorder which would either make you laugh your ass out till you enter Hospital Bahagia, puke or pass out! So, read at your own risk! Should there be any problems occurred after reading, the author will not be obliged to compensate. Thank you!

A stranger you were once,
Who came with not much words, unlike the lousy ones,
Never imagined you’d secure a place in the heart,
As someone else had already filled that part!

A stranger you were once,
With perpetual arguments ensued after some time,
Leaving a mass of bad first impressions to bear in mind,
I must admit that you were the most hated person one can find!

A stranger you were once,
Always dragging me to your world of fantasies in advanced,
Forever yakking about the same annoying topic in different ways,
Until the whole conversation was set ablaze!

A stranger you were once,
Sometimes talkative, at other times dead silence,
Out of nowhere, you began to steal my attention,
Making me pondering whether it was an infatuation.

A stranger you were once,
You stumbled upon me surprisingly by chance,
I reckoned whether you’d catch me if it weren’t a crush,
But a deep fall into your arms with a blush!

A stranger you were once,
Creating the sudden excitement when your nick pops up in every glance,
Unknowingly, you started conquering my blur mind,
Leaving me mentally possessed till I became blind!

A stranger you were once,
Filling the gap in my life for only a temporary period of fun,
But, I still can’t do anything much at the end,
Coz you've already mentally “conquered” my soul, friend!

A stranger you were once,
When you left to go somewhere else,
Only then did I realize you’ve booked a place in my heart,
Now, I’m contemplating whether I should tell you about this part!

It's been a while since I started pondering upon this issue. Initially, I wanted to tell Joyce first before taking any further action but I managed to come up with this lousy poem, as I was too free. Hehe. OMG!! I'm sure she's going to laugh her ass out coz I remember complaining about this fella to her some time ago.

So, as I read this poem over and over again, I came up with an equation:

“(Infatuation + Lust --- Mr. Flirt) + So-called feelings + Essence of “manja” + Excitement + Pondering = Pure stupidity”

So, is this equation clear enough to show the power of pure stupidity?? Oh well, I guess it doesn't matter to be stupid at times. After all, one can never be smart all the time. BUT, I've broken the most important rule of flirting, so please please please kill me before another offence is recorded!!

OMG!! I guess you've just seen/read about the stupidest thing I've ever done and thought! BLAH!! Now, I stupidly tell you that the stupidity in me is reaching a shocking stupid level and I shall remain stupid in the cocoon with my stupid coconut till I settle this stupid problem. Enough of stupidity?? I'm off! Ciao.

Sorry for the grammatical errors (if there's any) and also the use of non-rhyming words in the poem. I can't help it coz this is the first ever poem I've ever written. What?? My first poem??? *GASPS* I think I've gone stupidly crazy! You have two choices before you leave this blog. You either stab me to death with your mother's sharp kitchen knife to stop the contagious virus of stupidity OR join me and become stupid, yay! Now, choose the best option, comrades!

More about girls...

This post is an addition to the previous post.

With the fluctuation of hormones (Estrogen & Progesterone) and also the symptoms of PMS, women tend to behaviourally change a few times within a month. She may be sad or depressed over small matters at a certain time of the month. She may also be feeling happy (with/without any reasons) and thinks she's beautiful (even though she's not!). Some time in her monthly cycle, she feels on top of the world, with an extraordinary high level of confidence. She might also encounter a stage of being flirtatious or hungers for attention from her male counterparts. She might have a change in sexual preferences and could possibly experience an increased libido too.

So, there you go. Women are born complicated and it's not easy to be one. If you understand her well, everything would be fine (hopefully, *crosses fingers*) =P

Something you guys need to know about girls

Guys, ever had an argument with your mother, sister, girl friend or female friends for no particular reason? You did nothing wrong but they were angry at you, making you worried, sad and confused. Well, maybe you really did something until you triggered the anger in her but it might also be due to her monthly cycle. In a much simple way to explain, a woman changes a few times during her monthly cycle and also throughout her life.

So, to further understand your partner/friend/mother/sister, it is vital to know something about Premenstrual Syndrome (PMS). Have you heard of PMS??

Premenstrual Syndrome:

PMS is a disorder characterized by a set of hormonal changes that trigger disruptive symptoms in a significant number of women for up to two weeks prior to menstruation. Of the estimated 40 million suffers, more than 5 million require medical treatment for marked mood and behavioral changes. Often symptoms tend to taper off with menstruation and women remain symptom-free until the two weeks or so prior to the next menstrual period. These regularly recurring symptoms from ovulation until menses typify PMS, premenstrual syndrome.

PMS often increases at times of hormonal turbulence, for example, puberty, childbirth, after miscarriage or pregnancy termination or changes in contraception. Women who experience postnatal illness are more prone to PMS. Women aged 30-45 years often experience most severe PMS. PMS often affects successive generations, although a genetic predisposition has yet to be established. PMS often makes pre-existing conditions worse.

Symptoms - two general categories:

Physical symptoms

Bloating

Breast tenderness
Swelling of feet and ankles
Fluid retention and weight gain
Painful uterine cramps just before and during the first few days of menstruation
Headaches
Food cravings (especially for salty or sweet foods)
Acne breakout
Low energy or fatigue
Palpitations
Dizziness
Backaches or muscle pain

Psychological and emotional symptoms

Fatigue
Mood swings
Irritability
Feeling "out of control"
Depression
Aggressiveness or hostility
Crying spells
Difficulty concentrating
Increased appetite
Forgetfulness
Changes in libido (sexual desire)

Although the specific symptoms of PMS vary from woman to woman, the top three complaints seem to be irritability, fatigue and bloating.


So, with all those I listed, you guys may use them as a guide to determine the right time to say/negotiate certain things. Try observing your girl and tell her the magic words/confess your feelings/propose at the right time. Try observing your mother and find the right time to talk to her so that you wouldn't get a tight slap from her for asking her approval to marry an ang moh! Try observing your sister to tell her the truth at the right time so that she wouldn't kill you for shaving her poodle! Happy observing, guys!

The MillionHair Story

This post is not suitable for underaged kids and immature retards!

Just imagine you were at the beach area. You were obviously drooling over the sexy babes in bikinis or macho leng chais in their trunks. As you were "enjoying" the pretty/cool looks, your eyes move vertically to the South from the top. AND, you suddenly realised something. It was a great turn off to see the peek-a-boo of pubic hair a huge forest down there, coming out from the bikini or the trunk. (This sentence is only applicable to certain people, depending on individual's "taste". Hehe)

Have you ever experienced that? Well, I have seen it many times but it's not much of an impact on me even though I was quite curious. I guess you must be wondering how could a babe or leng chai be like this. Based on my own observations, and also a Q&A session with selected peeps, I found the answer. It's a simple fact that we are all born with "balanced" hair growth all over the body. So, if you have bushy eyebrows, lots of hair on the arms and legs and everywhere else, then the forest down South is a smaller one. If one has a natural hair-free skin, then he/she will most probably have a huge forest. *What I said is only applicable to those who doesn't trim/shave/pluck/wax/whatever*

So, is that really true?? Kekeke...

I can't sleep again....

Everyone says that sleeping early is good for the skin. So, I got to sleep early to have a beautiful porcelain skin BUT I can't sleep! Stupid PMS...yes, I am having PMS (not the monthly flow lah, noobs!), and that explains why my normal very nice and tolerating self can get so annoyed until I exploded yesterday!

I was supposed to blog on PMS (Premenstrual Syndrome), to help my male friends understand more about ladies but it'll take up a long time. So, I decided to postpone the interesting post.

Then I thought I should just blog about something that has been bugging me for a few days already BUT damn, I can't! Even though this place (blog) can be considered as my so-called online diary, I just can't do it. Some things are just too personal to be published.

Usually, when I'm down or puzzled over something, I'd tell my cheemuis. The first one that came to mind was Joyce. She knows almost everything about me BUT she's still in uni having her final exams! I miss her very much! Haih...! I don't know what's wrong with me, but I'm just so confused about something and someone. I can't tell anyone about this too as I said it's quite personal. BLAH!! I hate to be like this. Stupid PMS!! *Sheesh* I feel like a fool now. Forget what I said. I guess I'll be crazy for a few days!

At the moment, while pondering over something, some songs got stuck in my brain. Well, the lyrics of these songs have nothing to do with what I'm thinking about. So, stop assuming. Anyways, they are: "Foolish Beat" and "No More Rhyme" by Debbie Gibson, "Secret Lovers" by Atlantic Starr, "When Love And Hate Collide" by Def Leppard, "Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon, "Mirai e" by Kiroro, "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt, etc. etc.

Alright, it's almost 2am now and I think I should be sleeping. But I know I will only lie down if I were to go to bed now. So, it's useless...and I'll start thinking again! WTF?? Stupid PMS. Stupid brain cells. Everything seems stupid now. I'm off! Ciao.

Ignore this post please...thank you!

Have you ever felt like leaving everything to stay in a place where nobody knows who you are? Well, I'm not depressed but it's rather normal to feel this way at times. That's what I read in an article recently.

Sometimes, I just feel like going somewhere else to stay. No, please don't get me wrong. There's nothing wrong with my family and I love all of them. What I'm saying here can be clearly defined in a word, PEACE.

Do you know how annoying it is when everyone (or some) around you start(s) asking annoying questions? It's good to be caring but it can also be too irritating when you become nosy. When one is not in a good mood, all she wants is to be alone. She'll be desperately searching for solace to ponder over something that has been bugging her. And she might be online as usual, but can't you sense that she's not being herself? Anyways, some friends realised that. Thanks for being sensitive. I was really moody!

At times, I still try my best to be a good listener even when I'm down. I don't mind helping or listening but I can't stand it when the whole topic changes direction. And out of no where, I suddenly become the topic of the day and fools keep asking me about my past, current life and future. For fark's sake, can you please leave me alone??? (Sorry, I can be very mean when I'm angry) I don't want to be reminded about my past! It's a great joy that I manage to delete that fella off my brain and that I've been thinking of someone else! Is that clear enough?? I don't need to report or tell anything to anyone out there also. I know you people have been very caring, thank you but PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! Whether I'm a loser in my love life or whether I flirt or fark around, that's none of your bloody business!

I get farking annoyed when some people (even old friends) bug me on things I don't want to talk about. That's why, I sometimes really wish I could vanish just like that. Disappear and nobody (exclude a few close friends lah of course) knows what happen to me. Sometimes, hanging around with certain fellas remind me of my age. Seriously, I've always wished to be older. And, I just feel like disappearing...not keeping in touch with some of them. I can't feel any difference in them when they're around. They are still thinking the same way like years ago. So, am I the only one who has grown older, or much more mature than my old self? Please stop telling me that I'm still nerdy like last time, still the same, this and that. Whatever you say is useless coz I know I've changed. I might still look the same boring person to you but my mind is definitely thinking faster than yours! So, fark off and stop comparing! If you have nothing else better to yak about, then just shut the fark up!

I hate childish fellas too! Mind you, could you please take a look at your own image in front of the bloody mirror before bombarding me with farked up questions??? You need not be so pretentious just to save this so-called friendship! Your fake attitude alone makes me want to puke! So, you seriously don't need to put in so much of shitty efforts to rescue this dying friendship. If you feel I'm such a terrible friend, then let it be. You're not worth of a friend like me!

Before I end this piece of shit post, I'd like to remind you all. Please mind your own business and don't be a bloody pretentious motherfarker! If you're not one, that 'friendship' word will never end between us. Whatever it is, this is my life. What I want to do is my own business! I don't need you idiots to remind me on this and that. And PLEASE stop asking about my past! I hate to be reminded about my lousy love life, ok? Now, just fark off and shit somewhere else if you think your love life is better than mine! I AM NOT INTERESTED TO KNOW ANY SHIT ABOUT YOUR LIFE!

The end.

Ciao.