Friday, November 18, 2005

The MillionHair Story

This post is not suitable for underaged kids and immature retards!


Just imagine you were at the beach area. You were obviously drooling over the sexy babes in bikinis or macho leng chais in their trunks. As you were "enjoying" the pretty/cool looks, your eyes move vertically to the South from the top. AND, you suddenly realised something. It was a great turn off to see the peek-a-boo of pubic hair a huge forest down there, coming out from the bikini or the trunk. (This sentence is only applicable to certain people, depending on individual's "taste". Hehe)

Have you ever experienced that? Well, I have seen it many times but it's not much of an impact on me even though I was quite curious. I guess you must be wondering how could a babe or leng chai be like this. Based on my own observations, and also a Q&A session with selected peeps, I found the answer. It's a simple fact that we are all born with "balanced" hair growth all over the body. So, if you have bushy eyebrows, lots of hair on the arms and legs and everywhere else, then the forest down South is a smaller one. If one has a natural hair-free skin, then he/she will most probably have a huge forest. *What I said is only applicable to those who doesn't trim/shave/pluck/wax/whatever*

So, is that really true?? Kekeke...



5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bleh not everyone is as blessed as u to have the beach right at their doorstep =P And I don't think the observation applies to someone like Robin Williams.. Who's furry all over... lolx... Btw, to add to ur survey, I'm relatively hairless..*looks down* hm.. looks more like a small bush than a forest.. ehehe =P

~Tiramisu~ said...

HAha...How do you know whether Robin Williams has a huge forest or not down there??? OMG! You saw him in trunks or nude? Kekeke...

Hehe...as for your case, maybe it's really a forest but you think it's not. Or maybe you were born with "imbalanced" hair growth! =P

Anonymous said...

=P He's got hair everywhere! I think it's safe to assume that down south is equally as dense! =P

.... whaddya mean imbalanced... guys with less hair are considered civilised =P

~Tiramisu~ said...

OMG!! Do you mean to say that guys with bushes and a huge forest are not civilised??? Hahahaha...

Anonymous said...

nah i'm saying we look less like the wolfman or bigfoot =P