The bigger head vs The smaller head

Men are born with two heads. A big and a small one. They are supposed to use these two heads at the right time, at the right place but unfortunately, most men (approximately 96.5%) use the smaller head more often than the bigger one. (Note: Both cannot be used simultaneously or it could lead to temporary brain damage.) However, there's a minority group that prefers using the bigger head most of the time, which is a bad thing also.

What could be more annoying than getting a question like this from random online strangers you chat with on ICQ or MSN? "Why are you not interested?" From the statistics of out of ten men, only two didn't ask that stupid question.

Duhh...you men are obviously too dumb to understand. We girls actually do get jealous over our lil sis because you guys are much more interested in her than in us. Does it make any sense now? *Rolls eyes*

Well, it may be a compliment if a girl likes your lil bro more than you but I tell you what...It will never happen coz if you want her to be fascinated with that funny-looking organ, you have to make her like you. Simple as that. Oh, of course there's an exception. If a girl likes your lil bro very much even though she doesn't know your name, then maybe I should congratulate you. She's a real slut.