Mysterious unknown caller

A moron called my 019 line this morning, or afternoon as it was almost 12 noon. I reluctantly woke up to listen to that phone call as I thought the caller might be an old friend/flirt. After all, the line has been dead for quite some time since the last call. (Psst...this line is only used for mental stimulations. Kekeke!)

As I couldn't sleep last night (I also don't know why!), I was really pissed off when someone called to disturb my slumber. Even though the caller's voice was quite familiar, I don't think he's a friend/flirt. I got freaking annoyed when he (unknown caller) started asking me to guess his identity! Somemore asked a weird personal question that only a flirt would ask! Bloody hell!

He identified himself as someone who studies at the same college. BUT I'm not a college student! So, he shouldn't be someone from the same uni. He calls me ****** but those in uni calls me by my real name. Only those from the internet calls me that. So, he should be someone from the net. BUT how the hell he got my number??? NO idea!

Anyways, his number is: 016-8971637. Please say hello to this moron or help me to investigate! Thanks.

Random thoughts....again??

After reading my friend's post, I started thinking again. Have you ever fallen for the wrong person?? I mean, you realised you shouldn't be falling for that particular someone, but you're still thinking of him/her. And the worse part is you just can't control your bloody brain from thinking about that someone.

Personally, I experienced that many times already. Well, maybe what my friend says in his post is very true. Sometimes, it's rather easier to fall for someone than to forget him/her. From what I observed, I have many friends (both male and female) facing the similar situation. They knew that particular someone will never be the other half, but they can't do anything much to prevent themselves from pondering. All they could do is to tell a friend (me) and I can't do much either besides listening to what they've got to say, consoling or giving a humble advice to them. After all, I consider myself a sucker in this issue too.

I could still remember what I disliked in men when I was years younger. I used to hate metrosexuals but I fell for one. I used to hate skinny men but I fell for one. I used to hate this and that (mostly physical attributes) but I fell for them. That's the time when I realised I actually don't have any physical criteria on men I like. So, you tell me...is there really a clear definition of "pretty" or "handsome"?? (Please ignore the stupid power of stereotyping) Having encountered different types of past histories and male friends, there is no such word as "handsome" in my brain's vocabulary! That word will only exists when I fall for someone coz I still believe that when you actually have feelings for that someone, he/she would just stand out amongst the other male/female in your heart, or mind. He/she will be the first one in your mind when you wake up in the morning and the last one you think about before you doze off at night.

So, why is it that we often fall for someone easily?? And why is it so difficult to forget a particular someone when you knew it's impossible to be together? Yea, we should be realistic but how possible it is to control our brain? Oh please don't get me wrong. I'm not thinking nor talking about the bloke that I've managed to delete off my brain! Seriously, I've had crushes on and even fallen for friends, school mates (old story lah), flirts (dangerous!) and many others. So, have you ever fallen for the wrong person even though you knew you'll never be with him/her???

This song by James Blunt has been stuck to my brain ever since I first heard it. But, the lyrics has some connections to what I said earlier.

"You're Beautiful"

My life is brilliant.

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Flying high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

Random thoughts

It's 4.20pm now. I was supposed to take a short nap just now but I can't sleep. Guess I lost the glory of being a sleeping queen. There are 11 fellas online at the moment but I don't feel like chatting. I have three to four books to read but I don't feel like reading. I could 'repair' my new self-designed screwed up blog template but I'm a sucker in CSS.

So, what else could I do besides stuffing my bloody rotting brain with some random thoughts? The first thing that came to mind was some usual plans of 'world dominations'. Oh well, I guess I don't need to elaborate much on this as it'll make you bored to death. After all, I bet everyone here is quite clear of my innate hunger for job satisfaction and the so-called word of 'success' that has been implanted in my bloody coconut.

Then, I suddenly thought of a particular someone, who is a friend and also a flirt. I had a bad first impression on him. Initially, I thought he was a 'good for nothing person' and also someone who is very much into coitus (even though he claimed he hasn't done it before). Later, I realised he's actually a different person. Someone who's ambitious, loves his mother, hardworking and blah, blah, blah. Just that it's true he has a higher drive towards that activity! LOL... So, I guess sometimes we tend to misinterpret things and it becomes or feels weird after we've found the truth about it. Just like this fella I mentioned, I never thought I could establish any kind of friendship with him. But somehow, things turned out the opposite. What the hell am I trying to say actually? Damn! I lost my main point already!

After a while of mind wandering, a close friend called. She asked another weird question. "Do you consider yourself a nymphomaniac?" I said I dunno. But I read somewhere about this topic before. According to the article, a person who is a workaholic is usually a nymphomaniac coz that's a healthy way to reduce stress! Wahhh!! Is that really true??? OMG!!! I guess I need to do more observations! LOL...

The next thing that came to mind was stupid excuses. I had long chats with a few friends in the past two weeks regarding their confusing love lives. I have often heard of different kinds of excuses but do you really use stupid excuses like these?? "coz you're not funny enough" "coz you're a vegetarian" "coz you don't have a degree" etc. (Sorry friends, those I mentioned are merely examples). Personally, I dislike people who uses any kinds of stupid excuses. Well, when we don't like something, I'm sure we'll come up with lots of lame excuses but those examples I mentioned are really ridiculous! So, next time, if you don't like someone, please think of some other kinds of excuses, like "coz you don't have a nose like Andy Lau" or "coz you don't have Johnny Depp's pair of eyes" or "coz you can't joke like Jim Carrey" or whatever. For goodness sake, don't be a sucker in giving stupid excuses if you don't want to hurt the other person!

Waa...even a post on random thoughts can be this long??? OMG!! I just realised...Why am I talking about that friend in the third paragraph?? That's a shitty sign! *Sheesh* I just hate Mondays! Stupid random thoughts...leave me alone, I'm crazy!

Please open your eyes bigger and stop assuming!

Hello idiots! I'm a pure Malaysian, not a ciplak chap cheng kia. And I'm a 100% Chinese too, even though my dead greatgrandmother from both sides were actually from the Baba & Nyonya clan. Besides, I'm born and bred in Penang island even though my grandfather is actually from China. I just hate it when people start to question whether I'm from Malaysia or I'm a pure Chinese. I experience that all the time, even until today! Damnit! Can you please open your eyes bigger before you start assuming???

During my first semester, many morons think I'm a Malay girl just because I got along easily with the other Malay students. They started all the assumptions when they saw me wearing a baju kurung, speaking bahasa in their own way--bahasa kampung. I got freaking annoyed coz as many as 20 lousy fellas asked me the same thing over and over again.

"Ehh, you ni orang apa?"

"Oh saya ni orang utan!"

"Haha...cakap betul-betul la. You orang Melayu ke orang apa?"

"Saya bukan orang Melayu tetapi campuran Portugis dengan Baba & Nyonya." I answered and grinned moronically.

"Ohh, you dari Melaka??"

"Asal kat Melaka tapi tinggal di Penang"

I was just fooling around as I thought only idiots would believe me, but those peeps who asked me were pure idiots! I can't help it and must identify them as idiots coz they really believed what I said! (Smart asses wouldn't believe things I say coz 98% of craps from my mouth can never be trusted! HAhahaa...)

When I entered sem 2, some morons started speculating that I'm a Siamese residing in Kedah. I suddenly 'became' a Sarawakian in my previous semester! WTH??? I've never even been to Sarawak! How could I ever be or looked like one from that beautiful place? *Sheesh*

Does a hyphenated name indicate that a person is a Taiwanese or a Korean? Damn! Too much of information dissemination isn't good but I gotta tell you about my weird special hyphenated name, as in my identification card. Bank tellers always ask the same question.

"Miss, are you a Taiwanese or a Korean?"

"No, unfortunately not. Why? I look like a Taiwanese or a Korean babe?" (I'll definitely ask the second part if the bank teller is a man. Oops, I shouldn't tell you this!)

Recently, some foreigners added me into their MSN list. First, they complimented on my sexy looking eyes. Oh well, I can't deny the beauty of my eyes! (Sorry, I'm very perasan case!) Then, they saw two of my pics on some other stupid friendster look alike thingy and concluded I look like a Mongolian! Hello...?? A Mongolian???? WTF?? I've never been to that country. Never even seen any Mongolian babes before! So, how do I look like one??

OMG!!! I guess I gotta have a serious talk with my parents. There's an emergency need to interrogate them about my background. Who knows I might come from a reeking trash area with lots of creepy-crawlies! Eeeeuuwww!!!

All the best, buddy!

Is STPM this week? Just wanna take this opportunity to wish a gaming friend good luck and all the best!

I saw his nick on MSN just now. It's really great to have another friend who has high spirits and self-motivations. His nick: P Am=A, Maths=A, Phy=A, Chem=A

Hope he'll get straight A's and please don't come to my uni! Hahaha...

That question again???

I was enjoying a cool mask to rejuvenate my dull looking skin when my hand phone rang. I wanted to ignore that call but I couldn't. It was a long distance call from Sabah. My crazy friend, S called. For a short introduction, she is identified as crazy coz she loves to hug me for no particular reason. She tells everybody that sex is a human need but she herself is still a virgin. She loves to molest 'attack' people and I was her 'victim' when we were on a vacation recently. She has a funny character and she's able to change a person's life from dull to extremely exciting.

So I answered her phone call and the first thing she said was, "Si Cha Bo, are you still a virgin?" (She calls me Si Cha Bo in Hokkien, and sometimes Sei Pat Phor in Cantonese)

I was dumbstruck! Instead of answering her funny question, I laughed non-stop till my mask crack!! When I finally regained composure, I told her, "Wahhh!! How come suddenly ask that? Your question makes my nose bleed. So, what do you think? Am I still a virgin?" Haha...I purposedly said that just to keep her in suspense!

This whacko was supposed to study for her final exams but she called me all the way from the other side of Malaysia just to ask that question. Actually, she questioned me about the V issue before but I didn't say anything. This time, I gave her an answer. In fact, that wasn't an answer to her question. Haha, I bet she'll call again! Kekekee...

Besides S, there are many other friends who love to ask me this question. Why are you all so busybody? Whether I'm a V or not, why would you care so much? Does knowing the truth gives you any benefits or advantages?? Gila sial... (Of course, if my close chee muis ;) were to ask me, it shouldn't be a problem to tell them).

The First Visit

It was my final year in Primary School. As usual, I followed my friend, SI back to her house after school so that we could attend school activities together later in the evening. One day, she came out from the bathroom looking sad.

“What’s wrong?”

“I think I’m going to die…”

“What happened??”

“Some brownish red thing came out!”

“Came out from…??”

Without saying anything, SI just pointed her index finger to the lower part of her small-sized body.

“You mean, something came out from that part??? OMG!!!”

“Do you think I should tell Mummy??”

“I think you should…but what is that thing that came out??”

“Wait…I show you this” she said that as she walked into the bathroom.

Eager to know what happened to SI, I followed her into the bathroom. Looking very worried, she showed me her underwear.

“See?? It’s brownish red and I don’t know what’s that. Do you think it’s something caused by diarrhea??”

“I don’t think so. I think that’s a blood stain!”

“Blood??? *sob* I think I’m going to die!”

“Oh please don’t be silly! I think it’s the first visit from your Auntie! And you will have to wear that…”

I comforted her while pointing to a blue colored plastic bag with the word ‘Kotex’ on it.

“…but that belongs to Mummy. Do you think I should wait for her to come back first?”

“You should wear it first, then tell her when she comes back.”

That was my friend’s first time. Her Auntie/Tai Yee Ma/Best Friend/Menstrual Witch came to visit her early when she was just twelve. She wasn’t prepared and didn’t even know anything about that visit. She actually went through the first three days of her Auntie’s visit without wearing a pad! She thought she was dying. Haha…

I had a different experience. I remember it was a Tuesday (In fact, I can still remember the exact date but I’m not going to tell you! =P) when my ‘best friend’ came. Never had I expected 'her' to come so early as it was just my second week in a new school with a different atmosphere. Having studied at a co-ed school, most girls, in fact all would wear shorts or tights inside their skirt. Some said it was a trend, while the others thought of the safety issue. Luckily I had my shorts on, or else everyone in school would have realized that my school pinafore changed color, from light blue to red!

I didn’t feel anything on ‘her’ first visit. Really felt nothing. No pain at all. I only realized ‘her’ visit when I got home. I went to the toilet and saw it.“Dengan mata yang terbeliak besar” (Hehehe, I just love this Malay phrase), I was surprised! But, at the same time, I was pleased coz ‘she’ finally came. The next morning, I went to school feeling weird and excited. I don’t know why I felt that way but I remember asking a few girls in my class. “You have already???” I told SI that ‘she’ came and she congratulated me. Haha… That first visit will never be forgotten as it marked the day a girl officially changed into a ‘productive’ woman.

*When SI showed me that ‘thing’, it was brownish red coz the whole thing had sort of dried up. Guys, for your information, that ‘thing’ is red in color and not brown ok! LOL…