I can't stop smiling!!!

Yesterday was a day full of satisfaction. I’ve never felt such contentment before and I was obviously seen smiling, stretching from my left ear to the right, to almost everyone I met! I slept with a smile too! LOL…

After slogging for about 4 weeks on the Business Plan Competition organized by a real estate company, the efforts and hard work have finally paid off. Even though there was an idiot who had done almost nothing, we (three mighty corporate women) had successfully come up with a professional business plan of 60 over pages. This project has truly exposed us to the real business experience. At the end of the day, we were named The Best Undergraduate Group in the competition! And the best part was the announcement made during the prize giving ceremony after the presentation sessions.

“This group (my group) is not only the best undergraduate group but they’ve also beaten 13 other groups of students pursuing their masters. Unfortunately, they only managed to secure the 11th placing behind 10 other groups of masters’ students with a slight difference of 0.3 points in the total score compared to the 10th group. BUT, this group has truly proven to all of us that they (the undergraduates) too can perform better than the students of postgraduate studies.”

OMG!!! Until now, I’m still exhilarated even though we didn’t really win any big prize as the cash prizes were only meant for the top three groups. It was really satisfactory that I managed to achieve something from this competition through countless efforts and cooperation with my two other friends. It was really a great challenge and I personally enjoyed the adrenalin rush when we were slogging on this project. No matter how, I still consider myself a winner as I’ve done my best to reach the target. Oh, I’m so happy! Anyways, I was the CEO of my group in this project. So does that mean that I have the capabilities to be a future CEO???? Hehehe…

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It took us the whole day to wait for the prize giving ceremony. I spent hours ‘enjoying’ the presentation sessions conducted by the top 10 groups. Some of them were quite interesting while the rest were dull. But, I had a temporary entertainment through out the day. My eyes had a ‘feast’ yesterday!! It feels good to be surrounded by smart people, especially the intelligent career-minded men!

There was one who’s so smart looking that I can’t stop staring at him for the whole day! He looks like he’s about 25 years old, neat and tidy, fresh and smart looking, not sissy, not skinny and has a very professional look. OMG!!! He’s so cool and stylish! Unfortunately, I couldn’t electrocute his eyes as he was sitting at another side of the hall. I think he’s hot but my friends think that I have a weird taste, which is quite true. They classified him as very plain looking but I was so fascinated to see him that I couldn’t be bothered with what my friends were yakking about. Well, I guess looks can be deceiving cuz I’ve met lots of brainless leng chais. So, being handsome alone is rather useless if a man is a ding-dong! Anyways, this bloke’s group got third! See?? Brainy men have their own attractions!

While eyeing him, there was a smart looking Indian man who kept me and my friends entertained. He was sitting in front of me and couldn’t tolerate some of the boring presentations. So, he turned to the back and chatted with me us almost the whole day, except for the time when it was his turn to present his group’s project. He was quite friendly, talkative and could be seen very excited about this project. He himself was amazed with my group’s performance that he couldn’t stop asking about the whole thing.

There’s another one who was obviously staring at me all the time. I don’t know whether he was interested in me or that he found my friends and I irritating as we were quite noisy. So, maybe he got pissed off but when we were quietly paying attention to one of the interesting presentations, he was still looking at me! I told my friends in Hokkien, “What the hell is he looking at?? Look some more and I’ll ‘scoop’ his eyes out! Hehe…” Later, I found that this tall and moderate looking fella is also from Penang. Shit!!! He must have known what I said earlier. OMG!! Anyways, this intelligent fella who was the CEO of his group emerged as the overall winner. WOW!!!

So, I guess it’s not only about the satisfaction gained from the competition. It’s also the great feeling being surrounded by brainy people. Yes, I find it enticing to be encircled by intelligent people, both men and women. Most importantly, these people exude professional characters and they speak fluent English. Well, it’s not an obsession towards intelligent, English speaking people but you’ll understand if you come over here, to my university. It’s rather difficult to find anyone who speaks fluent English that can be considered as professional and intelligent as well. Well, maybe it’s because I’m English educated. It’s not that I despise other people or that I’m an expert in the language, but I find it a great turn off if someone can’t speak fluent English. You get the idea.

Ok, back to the topic! I'm very happy and contented!!! Please kill me to stop me from bloating due to too much of excitement and satisfaction! Gosh! I’m still smiling, this time to a computer! If I don’t stop, I might be sent to the Hospital Bahagia at Tanjung Rambutan soon! Haha…

Just an announcement...

Hello, thanks for reading my blog. This post is not directed to anyone in specific. So, please don’t get me wrong and don't be so perasan case (over sensitive)!

Firstly, I’d like to make it clear to everyone who reads my blog, whether you’re a stranger, an old friend or an acquaintance. Please do NOT reveal my real identity (if you really know who I am!) to anyone out there. I would appreciate it if you think that my blog is interesting or that yours is better, or mine sucks, until you feel like telling the whole wide world about Tiramisu. I’d be glad if there are more people reading my blog, whether they like it or not BUT bear in mind that I would like to maintain my anonymity.

I enjoy blogging with an anonymous identity as I get to express myself better. Besides, this blog shows the real me. So, I really hope that you would understand and respect my rights to remain unknown. If you already know my real identity, just keep it to yourself AND don’t ask me about this blog when we meet up. Just act stupid and pretend that you don’t know anything about my blogging ok! Don’t tell me your opinions or views about my articles when you meet me in person cuz I DON’T want to know! I don’t see any need of discussing about my blog articles with you, so don’t be a lousy kaypo (busybody) fella!

*P/s: I’m going to repeat again! PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT I WANT TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS! You may promote my blog BUT please DON’T reveal my real identity or you shall be sent to the gallows if you’re caught red-handed! Hehehe… Anyway, feel free to comment if you want to. I’m open to comments, if you feel like scolding or cussing, just go ahead as Tiramisu.blogspot.com is a place with freedom of speech!

Thanks a lot!

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The Foreigner

Yesterday, I was forced to attend a talk on the application of negotiation skills in a challenging world. Both local and foreign students attended the talk that was held at the Convention Centre. I went and was quite convinced by the speaker, the Dean of the business and economics faculty from University of Management and Technology, Pakistan. Well, he was a great speaker who managed to impress the audience but this article is not about him.

When it was about 12.30pm, we went for a free lunch at one of the rooms. While enjoying my meal with two other course mates, a foreign student suddenly approached us me, asking whether he could snap a photo with me. I wanted to say no, but I didn’t. Since that I have always been a great ambassador for our beloved country, I agreed with a request of including my course mates in the photo shoot.

After that, the international student from Libya, who’s currently doing his masters here, chatted with us. Even though my course mates were also in the conversation, he was obviously staring at me, and not them. Gosh!! I usually look into people’s eyes when I talk to them but this time, I was too chicken to even generate any electrocution power into his eyes. He’s quite tall and smart looking but he’s a Muslim from an Arabic country ok! Would you really consider someone like him? Bad idea huh!

When he suddenly asked whether I’m still single and available, I was dumbstruck!! WHAT??? Come again?? Without even thinking for a single second, I showed him my left hand, with a ring worn on my middle finger. And I just smiled weirdly. OMG!! Luckily I was wearing a ring at that time. If not, I would have to come out with lame excuses and funny stories to stop this foreigner from approaching me!

Come to think of it again, I find it hilarious! What would happen to me if I had told him that I’m still single and available?? Haha!! Ai sehh!! Not bad man! A fat b*tch like me, with a so-cannot-make-it look can also attract has been attracting more and more men lately, just that these men are either weird, funny or short! Oh well, at least I’m still able to attract men, right? I think I’ll just take it as a compliment! Kekeke…

Wa Chin TOO LAN!!!

Damn!!! I hate to be like this you know! I've tried my very best to be cool, cool, BUT this idiot makes me HOT, burning like a furnace! I really feel like walking up to him and SLAP him, screw him in front of the whole class, left, right, up and down, front and back! How I wish I could throw him into a river, or better still if I get to kick him off the top floor of KOMTAR!

This dickhead is really a USELESS PIECE OF SHIT!!! I don't know how the hell he end up here in a university! He calls himself an undergraduate when he's not even doing a single shit in our group works! Fark!! All he did was writing stupid and crappy lame shit that are not relevant to the work at all! What an idiot! All he does here is to shake his legs balls!! Doing absolutely nothing besides giving lousy excuses!

Stupid shit! I really hope that he'll DIE DIE DIE far, far away from my world!!! Oh God, I don't mean to be so bad and please forgive me BUT he's really an idiot and I can't help it! Therefore, I really hope that I won't need to see his bloody face in my group again the next semester!!

Go away you idiot, PLEASE go and die far, far away! Thank you!

The monkey with lame pickup lines

There’s this monkey who always love to sit beside me in The Blocked Brain's class. He has been trying his very best to get my HP number…

Day 1

Monkey: Hai. Boleh berkawan?

Me: (I just smiled, but was thinking of this, “Go away you moron!”)

Monkey: Wahh, awak ni cantik la. Kenapa tak pernah nampak awak sebelum ini?

Me: (I just ignored him, and pretended to be stupid…)

I think I look too “exotic” with an over powerful command of Bahasa!! LOL…Initially, I got bloated till I nearly explode for being complimented as "cantik" since that I always consider myself a fat b*tch. But then, come to think of it again, he's a monkey!! Damn, why should I care about what ever he says? I wouldn't want to wear headscarves to cover up my beautiful, sexy hair! And that, I'll die if I have to stop pork consumption, meaning no more dim sums and char siew paus!! Gosh!!! So, this moron is definitely a no-no even though he has a 'boleh tahan' look! Hehe...

Day 2

Monkey: Hai. Awak dari mana?

Me: Penang

Monkey: Ehh, saya dari Penang jugak. Awak bahagian mana?

Me: Di tempat yang awak tak pernah dengar!

Monkey: Kat manalah? Saya kat Bayan Lepas.

Me: Saya cakap pun awak tak kan tahu, baik tak payah cakap!

Monkey: (Showed me his HP with a message on it, “Si cantik, apakah nombor HP awak?”)

Me: (I got very irritated as I was trying my best to focus in class… so, I typed, “Fuck off, idiot!”)

OMG!! I couldn’t believe that I really typed that! Actually, I learnt that from a Hong Kong movie, Conman in Tokyo I think, can't remember! Haha…I guess it’s a good way to ward off morons… From that day onwards, he dare not sit beside me anymore! ROFL…

Bitchy Penguins

Ever met any bitches blocking your way in the loo when your bladder is almost exploding? Well, I was damn suey that I met two bloody bitches, bitching in the toilet recently!

Last Wednesday, I went to the usually crowded restroom, which is big enough to accommodate more than 20 people. As my bladder was about to explode, I just rush in and…FARK!!! Two bitchy penguins blocked my way! It was already crowded but these two morons were busy discussing selecting which toilet is best to enter.

Bitch 1: “Ehh…yang ni duduk punya la! Ish, kotor la…”

Bitch 2: “Tapi yang cangkung (squat) punya sudah penuh, hanya satu saja. Takkan kau nak masuk sekali dengan aku??”

BABI!! I said, “Excuse me” but they ignored me! I repeat, this time louder… “EXCUSE ME!!!” They finally realized my presence, and also the others behind me. So, they reluctantly moved aside with a si lang cheebye face! Just because of these two nincompoops, everyone has to queue up just to enter a toilet!

Bloody bitches!!! Discussing Selecting which toilet is best to enter???? WTF?? You tell me…. what’s the point of selecting when your main purpose is to release all the toxins in your body? What’s the difference between both toilets, the one you need to squat and the one you need to sit??? When your bladder is about to explode, it doesn’t matter which is better ok!

They were so busy selecting until they didn’t even realize that the whole world was waiting for them to move aside. When I was done, I saw them standing at a corner of the big restroom, still discussing! Farking shit! I’m sure they had a hard time selecting which toilet is better as both are considered ‘not suitable’ for them to do their business!

If they select the toilet bowl, they might risk their ass to dirt, shit, urine, bacteria, microorganisms and whatever that you can think of and ended up getting unwanted acnes or eczema on their backside! Or worse still if their extra small sized ass got stuck in the toilet bowl! If they select the toilet that requires them to squat, they must have good squatting skills. If not, their hymen might be torn and that they are no longer 'suci' anymore, and they would run back and complain cry, begging their mothers to help them to get married!

WTF!!! It’s just a toilet, NOT a man! They need not spend ages to choose which is best! Bodoh betul! Gila sial!!!

The big fuss about that word…

Did the word, “flings” in my previous post make you think of me as a wild lady?? Haha…gotcha!! I purposely used that word and most of my friends who read my blog made a big fuss about it. Awww…c’mon, do you really think I’m that kind of a person? I’m not that type ok, still very innocent (*ahem!) and I don’t think I’d be one anytime in the future…

LOL…

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The list of my greedy wishes continues…

To obtain a scholarship, if possible The British Chevening Scholarship Program for my postgraduate studies…(It has been a childhood dream to study abroad but I didn’t have the opportunity to actualize it due to financial constraints and some other reasons. Damn! If I hadn’t suffered from a severe gastric pain and gut infection during one of my papers while sitting for the STPM exams, I guess I’d be studying at a prestigious university in Singapore and sponsored by a scholarship now!)

To work in a Multinational Company in a big city, earn a high salary; hold a high position in the company’s organizational chart with 101% of job satisfaction…(Yes! I’m an ambitious freak! I’m a guaranteed future workaholic too! Haha…)

To contribute to the society…(Hey, I’m not kidding ok! I’ve always dreamt of building special homes for the poor and the less fortunate. Ai sehhh!! I’m such a kind-hearted person, but, without money, I can’t do anything!)

To get married to Mr. Right somewhere around the age of 26/27/28, have lovely kids, grandchildren…(I fear that this wish might just be an unrealized wish, and that I’ve to be a spinster! Gosh!!! Unless, I simply say yes to any idiot Tom, Dick or Harry…but, but…when I was in Form 5, I dreamt of being married to a man in a church wedding!! Ohhh, that dream was unforgettable but who is that man?? Hello??! Where are you?? …OMG! I sound so desperate! LOL)

To have a good health all the time…(I consider myself weak at times. I once fainted 4 times in a year! I frequently complain about gastric problems and gut infection. Well, maybe that’s the reason to why I always eat to keep myself fully energized. Damn!! No wonder I don’t even have a slim chance to own a body like Jessica Alba’s)

Travel to anywhere around the globe anytime I like without having to worry about financial issues…(erm, I’d like to go to places with beautiful panoramic views like Japan, Korea, Hong Kong and every part of Europe)

To have more close friends, both male and female.

*P/s: These greedy wishes of mine are NOT arranged according to preference. Therefore, there’s no clear indication of which dream / wish is my main priority!


All right, I think that’s all that I could think of but did you realize something? How possible it is for a woman to focus on 2 different aspects in life? She wants to further her studies, go after her ambitious dreams of becoming a successful career woman and at the same time, attends to her boyfriend, gets married and takes care of her family??? Shit!! This question has been bugging me for quite some time and I still don’t have the answer. Do we really have to choose either one? Can I be greedy enough to choose both?? Do you have the answers to these questions? Well, I guess I need to think and discuss this topic with a few people first. Will blog about this soon ok!