Tuesday, June 12, 2007

The other road users...

When you're late for work, you tend to meet all sorts of irritating drivers on the road. Among those who get on your nerves are:

1) The super careful babes - they usually drive at a speed of 40 kmph even when they're driving on a highway. Driving behind these cars make you feel like you're following a real tortoise!

2) The carefree uncles and aunties - this group of drivers have always been very annoying. Of all times, they choose to go to the market, to a famous tai chi park or to a coffee shop to gossip about people's second wife (or anywhere else) when other people are on their way to work. Can't they go to those places a bit earlier or later? Gahh!!

3) The careless drivers - this group of drivers usually drive as though they own the road. Needless to say, they're usually the culprits / victims of accident cases...which would cause so much of inconvenience to other road users - traffic jam!!

4) The nose goldmine diggers - you will see this group of drivers frequently on the road, especially in Penang. As "gold" digging could be addictive, they probably feel too much of satisfaction until they can't concentrate on the road.

5) The big bullies - Needless to say, bulldozers have always been the main contributor to massive traffic jams...but I really can't understand why I always meet the same bulldozer (driver) everyday when I drive to work! Grrr...

6) The talkative bitches - Would you talk on the phone early in the morning, and of all times when you're driving? Gahh...you have so many things to bitch about huh? If you have good driving skills, you can obviously talk on the phone all the time even when you're driving, but when you suck at it, don't do it!

7) The gesticulative idiots - This type of drivers are usually seen to be actively gesticulating in the car, even when he's driving on a highway. Erm, by the way, I used to think that women are more of the gesticulative type when they talk (Not all lah!) but so far, the gesticulative idiots I saw on the road were men. Aww...shameful!

Aihh....this post tells you one thing. I reached my office a few minutes later than the actual work-in time. So, it's obviously time to sleep already. =/

4 comments:

Sasi a.k.a Saz said...

I mean - you just listed down all types of drivers there...


im afraid im the amalgam of The super careful babes + The big bullies

Mind you im a dude :)

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~Tiramisu~ said...

Sasi,
It's rare to find guys under The super careful babes' category. Hehe.

Antabax said...

yeah, the no 1-3 is the most frequent drivers i encounter here in cyberjaya !!

~Tiramisu~ said...

Antabax,
you'll see no. 4 frequently in Penang. Hehe