Thursday, July 07, 2005

Annoying moron

There's a bloody moron who goes around selling 'tilam' or mattresses in his ugly old lorry. Through an old useless microphone and his huge speakers, he shouts:

"Tilam! Tilam! Tilam lama tukar baru!" and then continues with 7 times of honk. And he repeats again and again!

Selling mattresses around the neighbourhood is nothing wrong actually but this moron comes to my housing area EVERY DAMN DAY!! Sometimes even at odd hours, like 8 in the morning or 6 in the evening. Damn f***ing annoying! Who needs to change to a new mattress everyday??? Afterall, his mattresses looks terribly ugly with the out-of-fashion-taste colours! Yucks!!

With his lousy skills in sales and marketing, no wonder nobody wants to buy those mattresses. Even if I need a new mattress, I wouldn't buy it from someone like him. It's because his so-cannot-make-it mattresses are forever on his lorry, following him here and there under the blazing sun with direct harmful ultraviolet rays. I would rather enter a furniture shop to buy a Dreamland Chiromax Nano-Pel Mattress or a KingKoil Spinal Guard!

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